A man is going down a street. Suddenly he hears a thin and very worried voice from nowhere -- Jump back, quickly! Out of surprise the man jumped back and the same moment a huge brick falls down from roof exactly on the spot he was standing a second ago. The shocked man looks around himself for an owner of the voice but he was completely alone on the narrow street.
- Who spoke to me? - He asked nervously, who saved my life?
The man nearly jumped again when the same voice told him - It's me, your guarding spirit and I'm in your pocket.
The man rummaged in his pockets and surely he took out the little gnome out of one. The gnome wasn't taller than a thimble. The man looked at the apparition for a second and than suddenly dropped the gnome to asphalt and maliciously tramped down on him muttering all the time with the spitting vengeance:
- Where have you been before, you stupid thing? Where have you been when I have married? On vacation or what?
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