Wife - Jokes

Before engagement:Batman
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it.

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Prospective husband at a Book Store: Do you have a book called "Man,
The Master of Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders even when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?


Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
another one ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!


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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence.


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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!