ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. But it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there"s the hot air part.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn"t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it"s handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... it gives a man pleasure, he"d be lost without it, and while he doesn"t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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